Scuba Divers Fun

Since recently I got kind of addicted to scuba diving myself :) It's like the first skiing experience. Once you try it you would always want to do more.

I read the scubaboard.com forums from time to time , found one funny thread and compiled some funniest stuff from there together:

You know you're a diver ADDICT when....

When you see a new cruise liner and think hmm that would look great 40m below the surface!!

You walk past a fire extingisher and wonder if u could convert it to a tank and or hmm i should be diving!!

Your weighing up between that extra kydney and a rebreather

You can't afford to buy an airconditioner to cool your 40C+ apartment as you spent all your savings for that purpose on dive gear instead.

You buy a new mask and are unable to go diving so u sit and watch marine doco's with your mask on for three hours

You refer to time you're not diving as a very very long SI.

You do Deco stops on an escalator.

You give the "OK" sign at the checkout counter when they tell you how much your grocery bill comes to.

You proudly display items that would normally be found in a junkyard.

When you talk about how crazy those snow skiers are for being in snow, while pulling on a wet, wetsuit. Air temp 45F, water 48F.

You're wondering whether you should get a wife, or a new rig

You blow bubbles out of your car window while sitting stuck in traffic.

You have tri-mix in every tire of your vehicle.

Your house smells like neoprene ALWAYS!!

The wife finds you underwater in the tub and on your back with a mask and a reg.

You pick up a pony bottle in the dive shop and think about taking a bath.

You find your girlfriend wearing a wetsuit turns you on.

When you look at dive catalogs as if they were porn mags.

You lost my wife in Walmart last night , then searched for one minute then went to the main aisle.....grabbed one of those 6 ft long round yellow foam things from a display and waited patiently for her to "surface" from an aisle.....then gave the "oK"


When you fall off a barstool after drinking too much and put your fist on top of your head to indicate you're all right.


You tighten the strap of your car's seat belt.


Thanks to all the guys who have posted there :)